So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
nutella sex= disaster
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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