Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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