is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
