I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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