How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
