new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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