Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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