Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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