oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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