Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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