Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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