she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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