how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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