You just made me feel so damn special
I cannot find my penis.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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