Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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