how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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