Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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