i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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