is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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