you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
