I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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