I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
ttyl tear gas
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Randomize
