i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
this is an emotional support booty call
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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