We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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