Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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