We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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