I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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