I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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