I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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