I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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