His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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