Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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