Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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