The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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