I'm eating all of the evidence.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
