I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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