I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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