I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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