shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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