He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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