yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
please don't ironically join a cult
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