Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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