Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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