I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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