Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's the barista slut.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We need a shit load of segways right now
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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