I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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