did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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