well I can't set my house on fire every night
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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