ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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