I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Randomize