Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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