I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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