she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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