Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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